Ask Zack Fair, 1st Class Hero!

Pssst hey guys don’t let Cloud find out I told you, but he gave me birthday sex today!

A+ present right there.

So looks like tumblr wants to be dumb, and I can no longer use missing e to queue up my asks.

I’ll try to do the whole ‘answer one a day’ thing still as I get them, but it won’t be as steady as when I queue them.

If anyone’s got a chrome extension that allows asks to be queued, feel free to let me know.

Do you like corgis?
Anonymous

Of course!

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They’re so cute!

clairenstuff:

Corgi squats!

clairenstuff:

Corgi squats!

What does Mr Bearman do when you have sex? Do you have to put him in a drawer or something or do you just let him watch and be traumatized?
Anonymous

Well, not in a drawer, but usually he’s sitting on a shelf next to my bed, so I just turn him to face away from the bed.

Works out nicely for everyone.

zaaccckkk can you put me in your butt>

I don’t think Cloud would appreciate that, BHD…

…But lemme ask him.

Hmm, I notice Cloud's been Cloudette a few times, but have you ever gotten a magic anon that turned you into Zacharina?
Anonymous

Nope.

Have you been into the sex shop on loveless ave lately? They have some new cadet merchandise you might find interesting...
Anonymous

Really now?

When’s my next day off?

Hey Zack you still hang out with Cloud? If so, how is he?
Anonymous

Only, like, all the time that we’re not working!

He’s been doing good. Working hard on top of his assigned work, so Cloud’s been pretty tired lately. But hey, that’s why I’m here some nights - to help him fall asleep!

it's bottomless wednesday!!!
Anonymous

WHOOOOO!!

(Art by fahrenheat451, who does awesome art for all my silly requests!)

What did you feel meeting me for the first time?

Abject terror.

Followed very closely by unabashed arousal.

It was a confusing day.

How was meeting Cloud for the first time? Tell me about what you felt.
Anonymous

Hmm… it’s tough to describe.

I had a lot of other stuff on my mind at the time, of course. But he was nice enough, and he could keep up with me which was awesome.

After things settled down there, we met for the second time more casually and got a chance to hang out outside of work and stuff. That’s more when I got to know him, you know? We have stuff besides our country-boy origins in common, and even though we didn’t get to hang out a lot back then, we were still friends.

I guess that isn’t much of an answer, huh?

Favorite Sex Position, Zack? *hurr*
Anonymous

Retrograde wheelbarrow.

How does it happen that all these messages sneak up on me like this?

Gonna queue up everything in my inbox, expect answers over the next couple of days.

Meanwhile, groveling apologies for forgetting that I have a tumblr are in order.

And a bitching booty?

Always need a bitchin’ booty.